Reports are that Whitney has just signed a $100 million dollar contract with Arista and will be back in the game REALLY soon.
Jesus, can you even imagine how much crack $100 million can buy you? Me neither! Guess we could just ask Britney…
Seems to me that now that Brit has taken over as the Queen of All That Is Crazy, Whitney’s gotta do something interesting to get her Queen of the Night crown back. Might I suggest a nude photo or two?
Actually, I hope this is one comeback that works. With our hopes of Brit’s return to dancedom dashed, Whitney may be the redeemer of the dance floor after all. If only we can steer her away from Bobby and away from the pipe long enough to get a decent ballad and dance track out of those crispy ol’ vocal cords, Arista’s money will be well-spent!
Jesus, can you even imagine how much crack $100 million can buy you? Me neither! Guess we could just ask Britney…
Seems to me that now that Brit has taken over as the Queen of All That Is Crazy, Whitney’s gotta do something interesting to get her Queen of the Night crown back. Might I suggest a nude photo or two?
Actually, I hope this is one comeback that works. With our hopes of Brit’s return to dancedom dashed, Whitney may be the redeemer of the dance floor after all. If only we can steer her away from Bobby and away from the pipe long enough to get a decent ballad and dance track out of those crispy ol’ vocal cords, Arista’s money will be well-spent!
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