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Apparently, Kathy Griffin is a chubby chaser.
First, she married former fattie Matt Moline, and since that has fallen to the wayside, she’s moved on to this:
The fiery, Jesus-bashing comedienne has been very publically linked to Apple co-founder and bajillionaire Steve Wozniak. They were seen together at this weekend’s Emmys, and Kathy has been quoted as saying that she likes him in a “boy-girl” way.
Awwwww.
But what of all that money? Well, Kathy addressed it in her typically demure fashion in an interview with Larry King:
What do you make, Lar? You make a few million a year? He craps that out for lunch. I mean this guy has so much money — but I love him for his personality.
She might like him for his personality, but we’re guessing the money doesn’t hurt. Or maybe she IS just into all that girth…

From www.buzzpatrol.com

Dont Call me Susan!

Reports are that Whitney has just signed a $100 million dollar contract with Arista and will be back in the game REALLY soon.
Jesus, can you even imagine how much crack $100 million can buy you? Me neither! Guess we could just ask Britney…
Seems to me that now that Brit has taken over as the Queen of All That Is Crazy, Whitney’s gotta do something interesting to get her Queen of the Night crown back. Might I suggest a nude photo or two?
Actually, I hope this is one comeback that works. With our hopes of Brit’s return to dancedom dashed, Whitney may be the redeemer of the dance floor after all. If only we can steer her away from Bobby and away from the pipe long enough to get a decent ballad and dance track out of those crispy ol’ vocal cords, Arista’s money will be well-spent!

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